1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,151 Hey, guys. Long day, huh? 3 00:00:05,321 --> 00:00:06,720 Brutal, Mr. Tribbiani. 4 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:10,087 You guys wanna run across the street to Reilly's, grab a quick beer? 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,696 Sorry, we're just crew guys. I mean, that place is a little fancy for us. 6 00:00:13,863 --> 00:00:16,991 Really? Because beers are only, like, $22 over there. 7 00:00:20,136 --> 00:00:23,333 Movie sets are so weird. In TV, I'd always hang with the crew guys. 8 00:00:23,506 --> 00:00:25,269 That was my favorite part of the job. 9 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,343 You know what? I'm a crew guy, maybe I'll put in a good word. 10 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:31,674 That'd be great. Let them know I'm a regular guy, just like them. 11 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:34,214 Yeah, no problem. Hey, Zach, Craft Service. 12 00:00:34,384 --> 00:00:37,376 This is my friend Joey. He does not think he's better than you... 13 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:39,249 ...just because he's the big star... 14 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:42,983 ...and you're nothing more than a bump on a flea's ass around here. 15 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:48,258 I'm getting the feeling there's something about you they really don't like. 16 00:01:12,756 --> 00:01:13,780 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 17 00:01:13,957 --> 00:01:17,518 Oh, some friend of yours from high school called. Jimmy Costa? 18 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:19,654 Jimmy Costa? 19 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,059 Yeah, he's stopping by tomorrow. 20 00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:25,166 - That guy is dead to me. - That doesn't mean anything. 21 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,327 You say that all the time. Like last week when I lost the remote. 22 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,099 I'm sorry, Alex, did someone say something? 23 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:35,140 - So who is this Jimmy guy? - He's a guy I grew up with, okay? 24 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:37,643 He was really cool. Everybody liked him. 25 00:01:37,814 --> 00:01:42,148 He was smart, great athlete, popular, and he was my best friend. 26 00:01:42,318 --> 00:01:44,286 Okay, then one day, out of nowhere... 27 00:01:44,454 --> 00:01:48,049 ...he decides he doesn't want to be my friend anymore. We never spoke again. 28 00:01:48,224 --> 00:01:53,252 I will never forget losing my best friend, Kelly Noonan, to this bitch, Maggie Tibbits. 29 00:01:53,429 --> 00:01:56,489 When we were 10, we went out for Halloween as Hansel and Gretel... 30 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,567 ...and Maggie was a princess or something. And the next year... 31 00:01:59,736 --> 00:02:03,638 ...Kelly and Maggie went as fries and a shake, and I was C-3PO. 32 00:02:05,074 --> 00:02:08,566 It's like every great memory I have of growing up, he's in, you know? 33 00:02:08,745 --> 00:02:12,272 Like, we played sports together, we pulled all these classic pranks. 34 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:15,110 Like, we used to call my dad at work... 35 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:18,550 ...and tell him that I'd been kidnapped and demand a ransom. 36 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,352 He was such a cheapskate. I mean, I'm worth 35 bucks, right? 37 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,996 - Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun. - Tons of fun. 38 00:02:28,164 --> 00:02:30,496 I mean, we hit on all these girls together... 39 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:33,227 ...except for each other's sisters. That was our code. 40 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,668 Okay, which was really hard because his sisters were hot... 41 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,365 ...and my sisters were slutty. 42 00:02:45,782 --> 00:02:47,545 What? I'm not gonna high-five that. 43 00:02:47,851 --> 00:02:50,115 Okay, I may have just made an offensive comment... 44 00:02:50,286 --> 00:02:54,245 ...about your aunts and mother, but you never leave me hanging. 45 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:59,085 Okay, whatever. This Costa guy's stopping by tomorrow afternoon, just so you know. 46 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:02,630 - Costa? Jimmy Costa? - Yeah. 47 00:03:02,799 --> 00:03:06,394 You believe the nerve of that guy coming here after all these years? 48 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:10,671 Gina, you look upset. Do you wanna talk about something? 49 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,900 - Oh, I don't really wanna get into it. - Hey, come on. 50 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:17,240 I told you my feelings for Joey. I think we can trust each other. 51 00:03:18,648 --> 00:03:20,775 Okay, fine. 52 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,984 - Get out of here. - What? I'm just gonna finish... 53 00:03:24,153 --> 00:03:26,713 You're so annoying. God. 54 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:31,022 So, what? What's going on? 55 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:34,595 This Jimmy Costa guy, I'm the reason he stopped hanging out with Joey. 56 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:38,291 I always felt horrible, but it was a very complicated... 57 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,561 - You slept with him. - So many times. 58 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:45,864 We had this intense sexual chemistry. We both knew Joey would be upset... 59 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:50,172 ...but every time that we'd try to break it to him, we'd fall back into bed together. 60 00:03:50,346 --> 00:03:51,677 Really? 61 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:54,848 You ever have that with someone? Just this... This hot... 62 00:03:55,018 --> 00:04:01,184 ...raw, animal connection. When you lock eyes, you burn for their touch. 63 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:03,325 Alex... 64 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,622 ...do you burn to be touched? 65 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:08,154 Don't do that! 66 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:12,599 My sexuality is not a toy. 67 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:21,599 Hey, man. Do you wanna go join us for some chocolate milk? 68 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:26,542 You know, chocolate milk. 69 00:04:26,716 --> 00:04:30,447 - We gotta be careful what we say. - Yeah, guys on the next stage got busted. 70 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:33,017 Oh, I gotcha. But I'm sorry, that's not my scene. 71 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:36,681 I get high on life and drinking. 72 00:04:37,593 --> 00:04:41,029 Hey, I got some of that chocolate milk my cousin brought back from Hawaii. 73 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,757 All right, let's drink up. 74 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:46,026 Hey, guys. Sorry, I couldn't help overhearing. 75 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,535 - You were talking about chocolate milk? - Yeah. 76 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,869 I used to love chocolate milk. It'd put me in a good mood, you know? 77 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,237 Have some chocolate milk, watch some cartoons. 78 00:04:55,411 --> 00:04:57,140 Totally. 79 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,912 Hey, you wanna join us behind the stage for some? 80 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,711 I'd love to, but I gotta go shoot this next scene, so... 81 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:06,184 I'll tell you what, as soon as I'm done, I'm gonna have chocolate milk. 82 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:09,757 - You guys got me thinking about it. - Planted the seed, so to speak. 83 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:12,151 Exactly. 84 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:14,853 Hey, dude, we should share a glass sometime soon, huh? 85 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:17,727 Heck, with three of us, we might as well have a bowl. 86 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,731 Sounds good. 87 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:22,998 - That guy's cooler than I thought. - Yeah. 88 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:32,810 That's what I'm talking about. 89 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:38,345 - Hey, what's up? - I'm waiting for Jimmy Costa to get here. 90 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:41,581 If he came all this way, I at least wanna hear an explanation. 91 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,750 No, you can't talk to Jimmy. You gotta get out of here right now. 92 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,519 - Go to Alex's. - Why? 93 00:05:46,696 --> 00:05:50,029 Why? Because Alex is in love with you... 94 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:52,531 ...and she wants to talk to you about it right now. 95 00:05:53,636 --> 00:05:56,264 - What? - What? No, that was a joke. 96 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,239 It's the Gina Tribbiani Comedy Hour. She'll be here all week. 97 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:05,038 Okay. Here goes. 98 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:11,243 - Hey, Joey. It's been a long time. - Yes, it has. 99 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:14,049 Last time I was to see you, you stood me up for a date... 100 00:06:14,223 --> 00:06:15,622 ...with the McFadden sisters. 101 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:19,888 I had to buy a pizza for three and sleep with both of them, so thanks a lot. 102 00:06:20,663 --> 00:06:21,823 Hey, Gina, you look good. 103 00:06:22,231 --> 00:06:24,756 Thanks. You look... 104 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:27,562 ...homeless. What happened? 105 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:31,434 The '90s were tough on everyone. A lot of people lost money in the dot-com boom. 106 00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:36,306 You know, I... I drank myself blind and robbed a McDonald's. 107 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,307 So, what are you doing here? 108 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:41,445 I quit drinking, like, six months ago. 109 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:45,212 And I'm trying to make amends for some of the mistakes I made in my life... 110 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:47,686 ...and one of the big ones was how I treated you. 111 00:06:47,857 --> 00:06:49,518 And I just wanna talk about it. 112 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:52,855 Jimmy, I need to talk to you for a second. 113 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:59,828 What the hell do you think you're doing? Joey doesn't know we slept together. 114 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:04,336 You never told him after all these years? Your breasts always been like that? 115 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:07,934 - Took you long enough to notice. - Look, Gina. I've gotta tell him. 116 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:11,603 You can't, he's gonna freak. He's gonna blame me for losing you as a friend. 117 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:13,942 - This ain't about you. - You're not telling him. 118 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:17,553 - Who are you to tell me what to do, huh? - I haven't seen you for 20 years. 119 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,315 You haven't changed one bit. You're the same selfish, self-centered jerk. 120 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:25,484 - Oh, man, when you get angry... - Don't you look at me with those eyes. 121 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,430 Hey, hey! 122 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:33,791 - What the hell's going on in here? - All right, Joey. 123 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,871 Look, 20 years ago, Gina and I slept together, all right? 124 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:41,999 I violated the code, I felt ashamed. That's why I stopped calling you. 125 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,740 Well, I can expect this from Gina. 126 00:07:50,486 --> 00:07:53,319 But you? We had a pact, man. 127 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:55,582 If I hadn't slept with your half sister... 128 00:07:55,758 --> 00:08:00,320 ...and got a weird back rub from your mom, I would strangle you right now. 129 00:08:06,202 --> 00:08:07,760 - Hey. - It's Joey, man. We're cool. 130 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:09,837 Dude, where were you five minutes ago? 131 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:14,375 - We're out of chocolate milk. - No worries, I just had all I can handle. 132 00:08:14,544 --> 00:08:18,173 I've got some bad stuff going on at home and usually it makes me feel better. 133 00:08:18,347 --> 00:08:20,144 You and me both. 134 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:23,712 - Dude, you got some big hands. - Yeah? 135 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:25,217 Yeah. 136 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:29,081 Never really looked at my hands before. 137 00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:39,396 - Each finger's so different. - Yeah, and there's so many of them. 138 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,630 Hey, man, when I was a kid... 139 00:08:45,808 --> 00:08:48,106 ...I would start every day with chocolate milk. 140 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,040 My mom would have it waiting for me... 141 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,647 ...and then I would just chow down a huge breakfast. 142 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,806 - Your mom? - That is too cool. 143 00:08:54,984 --> 00:08:59,887 Yeah, she was cool. I need to call her and tell her how cool she was. 144 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:05,087 Hey, what if she dies before I get a chance to tell her that? 145 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,158 That's real heavy, man. 146 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:13,897 - What's going on? - I was just talking about Joey's mom. 147 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,564 They want you in makeup. 148 00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:23,777 - Dude, be cool. - I'm trying. 149 00:09:33,022 --> 00:09:35,286 Oh, great, you two are back. 150 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:39,121 Look, Joey, I'm really sorry for what we did back then... 151 00:09:39,295 --> 00:09:41,160 ...and I'm sorry we didn't tell you. 152 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,764 And Jimmy has something he wants to tell you too. 153 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,992 Just give him a chance. 154 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:50,696 Joey, I got Vice-Principal Tannis on the phone. He's still alive. 155 00:09:50,873 --> 00:09:53,842 And I need my prank buddy to seal the deal. 156 00:10:02,218 --> 00:10:05,483 This is the New York Police Department. I'm sleeping with your wife: 157 00:10:05,655 --> 00:10:08,249 Hey, classic! 158 00:10:08,658 --> 00:10:12,424 - Man, I missed that. - I know, me too. 159 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:14,153 I'm sorry, man. 160 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:18,556 You know what? It was a long time ago. 161 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:20,558 So we're okay? 162 00:10:21,804 --> 00:10:23,499 Yeah. Come here. 163 00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:26,898 Come on. 164 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:29,968 So, Jimmy, how come...? 165 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:34,207 I was such a star in high school and I ended up such a huge failure? 166 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,511 I guess high school and the real world are just different, you know? 167 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:40,178 - I don't have what it takes to make it. - That's crazy. 168 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,551 You're, like, the smartest guy I've ever met. 169 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:45,860 I think what you meant to say... 170 00:10:46,028 --> 00:10:48,690 ...was Jimmy was the smartest guy you've ever met. 171 00:10:48,864 --> 00:10:52,356 No, no, no, Michael. You're smart, but you're not "Jimmy" smart. 172 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:54,332 Excuse me? 173 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,833 Here, I'll show you. Ask him a question. Anything. 174 00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,907 - Let's not do this. - No, no, no, go ahead. 175 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,044 What do you call 60 atoms of pure carbon... 176 00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,702 ...in a structure that resembles a geodesic dome? 177 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,541 A buckyball. 178 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:11,546 - That's right. - My boy got geodesic on you. 179 00:11:11,854 --> 00:11:14,118 All right, Jimmy, you give him one. 180 00:11:14,857 --> 00:11:16,381 All right. 181 00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:18,418 Name the inert gases. 182 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,654 In order of ascending atomic weight: 183 00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:25,267 Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, radon. 184 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:29,996 Oh, no, he did not just do it in order of whatever. 185 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,597 Okay, tiebreaker. 186 00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:36,241 - All right. - You choose. 187 00:11:39,048 --> 00:11:41,744 - First one to solve number four. - Number four. 188 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,578 You ready? 189 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,719 That's weird, they have, like, all the same mannerisms. 190 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:03,202 Hey, how long ago did you sleep with Jimmy? 191 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:05,237 Twenty-two years ago. 192 00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:10,972 - And how old is Michael? - He'll be 22 in nine months. 193 00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:26,327 Oh, man, I need some chocolate milk. 194 00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,831 Jimmy is Michael's father? 195 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:38,532 Gina, how come you never told anybody this? 196 00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:41,107 Look, God, Jimmy and I were never serious. 197 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,677 I figured I'd tell Michael sometime down the line... 198 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,371 ...but then I found out that Jimmy's life fell apart... 199 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:50,076 ...and Michael and I were doing fine. I figured, what's the point? 200 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:53,915 Well, he's here now, okay? And I think you've kept this secret long enough. 201 00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:56,353 Besides, they're gonna figure it out eventually. 202 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,755 - You think so? - I figured it out. 203 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:01,192 Oh, God. Let's get in there. 204 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,421 Your math is all wrong. 205 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,089 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not wrong, okay? You're wrong. 206 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:08,759 - Screw you, you arrogant little bastard. - What? You're the arrogant bastard. 207 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,803 - Hey, you know what? - You know what? 208 00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:12,668 - Forget it. - Forget it. 209 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,244 What a mess. 210 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:24,317 And they're both wrong. You can't add "x" to anything, it's a letter. 211 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:28,119 With all this arguing, I just wanna stop feeling. 212 00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:31,519 Good move, pitting them against each other. 213 00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:34,993 I wouldn't have done it if you told me that Jimmy was Michael's father. 214 00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:38,156 - You didn't ask. - I'm supposed to ask if every guy I see... 215 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,392 ...is Michael's father? 216 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,660 Dad used to. 217 00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:46,501 I've chickened out the last hundred times I've tried to tell him about Jimmy. 218 00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:48,643 And now it's gonna be even harder. 219 00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:51,742 I don't think I'm up for it. 220 00:13:53,716 --> 00:13:56,207 All right, well, how about if I help you, huh? 221 00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,081 We'll talk to him together after he cools off. 222 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:02,514 - You'd do that? - Come on. 223 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,225 Between your bony back and Jimmy... 224 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,730 ...I can see where Michael gets his bird-like body. 225 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:21,836 - Jimmy, what are you doing here? - Joey said I could stay here, so... 226 00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:25,174 I'm meeting him and Michael. We need to have a private conversation. 227 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,372 - I gotta ask you to take off. - What about? 228 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,280 - I just told you, it's private. - I asked what it was about! 229 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,280 What the hell's wrong with you? 230 00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:35,183 - Oh, the anger. - Oh, those eyes. 231 00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:39,155 What did you and Mom wanna talk about? 232 00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:41,125 You know what? You'll find out soon. 233 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,891 It's important that we do this the right way, okay? 234 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,431 Okay. 235 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,871 - What is the matter with you two? - Enough. Get out of here. 236 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,906 Prude. 237 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,740 What is going on? 238 00:15:00,516 --> 00:15:02,609 I guess now is as good a time as any. 239 00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:07,916 Come on, let's be honest, there would be better times, but just go. 240 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:12,725 I told you I never knew who your father was. 241 00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:15,123 I actually do. 242 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,890 You do? 243 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,292 Michael, it's Jimmy. 244 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:24,534 What? That guy? 245 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,199 - That's impossible. - Come on, Michael, think about it. 246 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:30,902 You're both really smart, you're both intense... 247 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,570 ...and look at your bony bodies. 248 00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:35,774 Buddy, you're like a couple of bony bird boys. 249 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,084 That's where I get that from? 250 00:15:42,157 --> 00:15:44,751 What, I've waited this long to find out... 251 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,827 ...and he's what I get? 252 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:50,088 I mean, does he know? 253 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:51,423 No. 254 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,132 Don't tell him. I don't want anything to do with that guy. He's a loser. 255 00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:58,501 A loser? Michael, he's been in town for, like, a day... 256 00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,074 ...and he's already getting some. 257 00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:08,476 All right, that was a bad one, but you gotta do it. 258 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,751 Hey. Hey, what are you guys doing here? 259 00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:24,092 Joey, we're all here because we're worried about your career. 260 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:27,861 And because we're worried about you as friends. 261 00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:30,528 Yeah, that's why I'm here. 262 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,199 What are you talking about? 263 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:39,336 Joey, everybody's talking about you on the set, hanging out with those guys. 264 00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:42,982 Now, we know that you've been having a lot of... 265 00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:45,083 ...chocolate milk. 266 00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:48,686 So? What's the big deal? 267 00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:51,519 Look, Joey, you wanna act like this isn't a problem... 268 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:54,822 ...but you're thinking about it right now, aren't you? 269 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,693 - How many times have you had it today? - Once. 270 00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:02,029 Look at me. 271 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:08,235 - Four times. - Oh, Joey. 272 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,674 Well, I just wanted to be friends with those guys. 273 00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,336 I wanted them to accept me. 274 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,745 If they can't accept you for who you are, they're not your friends. 275 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:19,376 I know. I thought I could keep it under control, okay, but I can't. 276 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:23,548 I wake up in the middle of the night craving it. L... 277 00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:28,518 What? 278 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,063 I stole money from Michael to get some. 279 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:37,035 You know what? I'm just gonna get rid of it. 280 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,731 There you go, I'll dispose of it. 281 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,576 When was your first time? 282 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,717 Kindergarten. 283 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,645 Yeah, me too. 284 00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,359 Hey. 285 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,156 How you doing? 286 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,859 - I'm all right. - Listen, Jimmy got a lead on a job. 287 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,263 He's gonna be leaving here in a few minutes. 288 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:09,267 - I think you ought to talk to him. - Why? 289 00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:13,704 I don't know, he's your dad. Aren't you curious about where you came from? 290 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:17,039 Maybe there's some diseases in your family you need to know about. 291 00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:19,737 That thing on your neck, it doesn't look good, Michael. 292 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,746 Look, you know, I've made it this far without him. 293 00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:25,182 - I think I'll be okay. - But there's more, okay? 294 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,016 He could give you advice, he could teach you about life. 295 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,249 - I don't need that. - Everybody needs that. 296 00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:33,656 Well, you do that for me. 297 00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:40,093 I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 298 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,368 When? This just came up. 299 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,933 Well, I'm glad you think of me that way, okay? 300 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:50,840 And I'm gonna give you some advice right now. Listen, talk to Jimmy. 301 00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:53,709 I'm not saying you should have a relationship with him. 302 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,942 That's up to you. You don't even have to tell him he's your father. 303 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,587 Just don't let him leave here without talking to him. 304 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,382 Just get your foot in the door. 305 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,494 - All right, buddy, I'm out of here. - Hey, great seeing you, huh? 306 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,788 Yeah. 307 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:10,591 - Don't let it be another 20 years. - I gotta tell you... 308 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,961 ...I'm so glad you, me and Gina worked this out. 309 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,126 - It's really a load off my mind. - Yeah. 310 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:18,296 Michael. Sorry I lost it when we were doing that physics problem. 311 00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,907 I tend to get pretty competitive, so... 312 00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:27,045 Yeah, I'm actually sorry too. You know, I get competitive myself so... 313 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,810 Have you...? Have you always been like that or...? 314 00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:32,818 Yeah, pretty much with everything: School, sports, yeah. 315 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:35,081 Joey was telling me you were some big athlete. 316 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,590 - I played basketball, a little baseball. - I was pretty athletic, myself. 317 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,785 I was a football cheerleader. 318 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,595 Those guys could throw me really high. 319 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:49,870 - So I get the whole jock thing so... - Yeah. 320 00:19:50,038 --> 00:19:53,098 It's been a while since there was anybody I could talk math with. 321 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,266 - Yeah, it was fun. - I'll tell you what... 322 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:59,403 ...if you have any tough problems you need to bounce off somebody, give me a call. 323 00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:02,209 Yeah. I don't need this. 324 00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:05,511 No? 325 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,247 No, I can instantly memorize digits up to 15 numbers. 326 00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:10,584 That's funny, so can I. 327 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,928 He could've gotten that from our side of the family. 328 00:20:14,096 --> 00:20:15,688 Gotten what? 329 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,456 I don't know, I don't remember. 330 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,663 All right, I'm leaving, everybody. All right. 331 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:23,065 Bye, baby. 332 00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:26,298 Hey, wait, wait. Let me get... Let me get a picture of you guys. 333 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,375 - Get in there. - All right. 334 00:20:31,513 --> 00:20:34,311 - Take another. Jimmy's eyes were closed. - No, they weren't. 335 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,110 Oh, so now you're a liar? 336 00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,650 I'll tell you what else I am. 337 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:41,482 No, no. Sorry. Go, go, go. See you later. 338 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:46,925 Hey, dude, Chris ratted us out and we caused some major heat. 339 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:50,326 It turned into this big thing. She threatened to call the cops on us. 340 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:54,265 It got really rough for me too. I am off the stuff. 341 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,996 Man, good for you going cold turkey. 342 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,231 Well, I'm not really going cold turkey. 343 00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:01,035 I'm gonna... 344 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:05,074 - I'm switching to strawberry milk. - Get out of here. 345 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:08,045 That stuff's intense. Where'd you even get it? 346 00:21:08,216 --> 00:21:11,583 I don't know. My sister got me, like, a whole big can of it a while ago. 347 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,220 A whole can? 348 00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:17,353 And not only that, she got me a pack of crazy straws. 349 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:20,626 I don't even know what that is. 350 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,963 Okay, get ready... 351 00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:27,727 ...because tomorrow morning, I am gonna blow your minds. 352 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,395 Okay? 353 00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:33,040 - All right. - Sweet.